Agree with me that it’s hysterically funny to discover that watermellons are green on the outside (as well as very heavy) and bright red on the inside. Laugh hysterically with me in the produce isle like a couple of idiots… and let the uptight weirdos be whatever they want to be, think whatever they want to think. We’re having a blast together.
How to win my heart
Agree with me that it’s hysterically funny to discover that watermellons are green on the outside (as well as very heavy) and bright red on the inside. Laugh hysterically with [...]